jaseherondale: childrapist666: edwad: jaseherondale: Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is...
lets do a thing. reblog and add your city and...
h3rmitsunited: belbet: kimjongthrilla: logicadinfinitum: so ijust realised something plastic donasours, right plastic is made of oil which comed from DINOSAIRS plastic dinosaurs are made of irl dinosaurs i… science has definitely come too far how did you manage to spell dinosaurs differently 3 times
pokemon-personalities: i want to date someone who gets me pokemon merchandise
blackromney: guns-n-angel-wings: blackromney: freedie-mercury: blackromney: ‘sad’ backwards is ‘das’ and ‘das’ in German means ‘the’. ‘the’ has 3 letters and u know what else has 3 letters??? that’s right„ ‘pee’ what does this mean we just don’t know Welcome to Tumblr leave
Saying “Come over” to someone who lives 1734739 miles away from you
teenwhoops: i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
beatnikgarbageartist: nightlifemingus: beatnikgarbageartist: nightlifemingus: beatnikgarbageartist: nightlifemingus: beatnikgarbageartist: nightlifemingus: thanks bro, you’re too thanks dude, you know dang man this post just got really yr right we should have set the rules to one joke you realize this means oh it’s this time you’ve gone too , too far ...
catswithbenefits: catswithbenefits: why did the road cross the chicken? [TUMBLR GOLD MEMBERSHIP REQUIRED TO VIEW JOKE]
claydols: im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*
flutterlings: the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
If you don't think history is amusing, you clearly...
pure-blood-idjit-of-gallifrey: castiel-is-a-assbutt: Zis if from mein spring collection
poopflow: ah yes i have finally found it the g spot
badpeopleanonymous: variablejabberwocky: hypotheticalwoman: 3rdrudy: emerald-observance: 3rdrudy: imsarahcate: 3rdrudy: timewarp-grrrl: ‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ what if i cut off your left leg would that make you stronger would it Finally the Monty Python fandom awakens We were never asleep, we’ve just been out trying to find the...
emilioestevez: story time so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
egberts: viarga: just-laff: egberts: if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket you are one of the great thinkers of our time Then you’d look at a house and be like “oh damn I wanna live there” and millions of dollars would be in your pockets, crushing and...
surejohn221b: iusedtobethefire: katnisstiel: yesbecausereasons: real—not—real: real—not—real: assckles: assckles: I want to take a dollar bill and write “are you Misha Collins” on it and maybe one day it’ll end up in his hands and he’d be the one mind fucked for once the journey has begun… DOING THIS ON EVERY DOLLAR I COME ACROSS Like I said fandom will take over...
UK: YOU'RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART.
UK: WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH A REBEL YOUNG MAN I WILL NOT STAND-
UK: WHAT ARE YOU DOING PUT THAT TEA DOWN
starksexual: i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
loungezombie: i wonder if there’s an actual heaven and if there’s an actual angel called Castiel up there who’s just like “FOR FUCKS SAKE CAN THESE TEENAGERS STOP CALLING ME”
Just a friendly reminder that you don’t have to justify your taste in music, movies, or books to anyone and if certain people make you feel bad or ashamed over stuff you like you should probably just tell them to fuck off.
bibliobimbo: in my house there are only two water temperatures: winter is coming and fire cannot kill a dragon
adventuretime-with-teamfreewill: nojointsfromdon: thecapn: wncst: sam ‘freed’ lucifer but let’s not forget that the first seal was broken by dean #oh and that cas opened the panic room for sam to go kill lillith even though he knew that doing that would raise lucifer #come on now guys lets not blame sam for everything the apocalypse was a group effort teamwork team free lucifer
freeshawarmas: jehovas-witness: internetexplorers: cheese3d: nothings worse than soft grapes soft apples soft dicks ☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽
scyko: phantomroxy: dude chrome is frickin brutal
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padfootandprongles: owlcitymordred: stagdoeandfawn: catully: brigwife: latitudeoctopus: brigwife: wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america??? Wait what? Then what do they use? they don’t have a word what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they?? the fuck is a fortnight It’s a word for ‘two weeks’ no it isn’t...
[sprays u with water] no, bad opinion